* The Hottest New Club is.....Rink Bar. Located on top of the famed Rockefeller Ice Skating Rink, opening this Saturday for the summer season, this place has everything. New BBQ menu, Puerto Rican waitresses that don't speak English, Elliot's 28th and going to be 29th birthday party, drunk Bakersfield's mothers and their Britney Spears obsessed daughters, twelve dollar drafts (which only Phil orders) and lemon vodka thermometers. Don't believe me? Go for yourself.
*again, supposed to be read in the Stefon voice from SNL.
I'll be there every day starting next week considering I will probably be in involuntary retirement by then.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it makes sense to have an asterisk at the end. Then, you could just put it as the next sentence. Probably should have the asterisk at the top. Just sayin'
ReplyDeletei have no idea what that comment meant
ReplyDelete12 bucks for a beer? How is that possible, I know that Phil purposely finds ways to avoid the happy hour specials but still...
ReplyDeletedoesn't surprise me with phil. if there was a bar which did the opposite of happy hour, lets call it "sad hour", and they doubled the cost of drinks Phil would be the first one there.
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